October 10, 2007
Hey--Ben Clark wasn't born yesterday.

"Mom, you already told that story..."

But he was born on September 25, 2007 weighing in at 7 lbs, 2 oz, and 20 inches long. That's right, our fearless leader, The legendary Amy Gardner gave birth to a healthy son, Benjamin Rowan Clark, and is happily enjoying some time away from the rest of us! When she figures out how to run a few businesses while being a full-time Mom, we'll let you in on the secret. If anyone can excel at such a thing, it would be her. But frankly, we're just happy we no longer have to hear, "What, did somebody say milkshake?!?" In the last nine months, on average the staff has gained a minimum of 10 pounds and counting. Congratulations Amy!

Now, "Did somebody say sleep deprivation?!?" Sorry A; we had to get you back somehow.