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NAME

Bruiser H. Gardner

POSITION

spokesperson/advertising executive/professional model/sales representative

DOG/CAT

I’m an equal opportunity rear sniffer/tail chaser

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP

a taste tester for Oscar Meyer

FAVORITE SMOKED MEAT

smoked Beggin’ strips

HOMETOWN

I was born in a manger type structure in the Belmont neighborhood of Charlottesville, Virginia

IF YOU WERE A FRUIT…WHAT WOULD YOU BE

I’d eat myself

NAME YOUR INNER ROCK STAR

I strut like Mick Jagger but I rock like Hall & Oates

NAME

Tracy Edgerton

POSITION

Business Manager, office guru, problem solver galore

DOG/CAT

Sir Henry or you can call me Hank for short: the most amazing Jack Russell pup

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP

Nothing, I intend to stay young and crazy forever

FAVORITE SMOKED MEAT

Turkey…it provides for a nice nap afterwards

HOMETOWN

Richmond, Virginia

IF YOU WERE A FRUIT…WHAT WOULD YOU BE

A banana. You have to peel me to get to know me

NAME YOUR INNER ROCK STAR

A cross between Janis Joplin and Sheryl Crow…ladies that rock

NAME

Karen Carver West the first

POSITION

Designer / illustrator / printer / therapist

DOG/CAT

Neither, I’m a human being

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP

Pharmacist

FAVORITE SMOKED MEAT

Tofu

HOMETOWN

Fairhope, Alabama

IF YOU WERE A FRUIT…WHAT WOULD YOU BE

An apple…and a grape sometimes too

NAME

Abigail H. Gardner

POSITION

Assistant to the manager/customer service specialist

DOG/CAT

Dog-Charlie

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP

Trophy wife

FAVORITE SMOKED MEAT

Smoked bacon flavored tofu

HOMETOWN

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

IF YOU WERE A FRUIT…WHAT WOULD YOU BE

Either a fruit cake or a candied yam

NAME YOUR INNER ROCK STAR

the rightesnouss Carly Simon